O'STEAL RUNNING SCARED TO AMERICA
by MICHAEL J PASSINGAN
O’STEAL RUNNING SCARED The little thief from Ialibu-Pangia is preparing for his retirement as far away from BomBom City as he can – in New York. He has despatched one of his many “wives” to scout out a suitable location.
She is reported by our spies to be looking for a penthouse overlooking Central Park. Prices for luxury homes in that area average around $US100 million (K300 million). Money is not a problem – O’Steal has stolen so much from Government coffers that he could afford to buy Buckingham Palace from Missus Kwin as a haus win.
The New York Penthouse would be a safer place for the Little Thief – there is no enforceable Extradition Treaty between Papua New Guinea and the US (a Treaty signed in 1931 between the US and Great Britain purportedly covering PNG is believed to be unenforceable).
O’Steal already has two penthouses in Sydney, reportedly worth $12 million apiece, and a luxury property on the Gold Coast where his two daughters live.
O’STEAL RUNNING SCARED The little thief from Ialibu-Pangia is preparing for his retirement as far away from BomBom City as he can – in New York. He has despatched one of his many “wives” to scout out a suitable location.
She is reported by our spies to be looking for a penthouse overlooking Central Park. Prices for luxury homes in that area average around $US100 million (K300 million). Money is not a problem – O’Steal has stolen so much from Government coffers that he could afford to buy Buckingham Palace from Missus Kwin as a haus win.
The New York Penthouse would be a safer place for the Little Thief – there is no enforceable Extradition Treaty between Papua New Guinea and the US (a Treaty signed in 1931 between the US and Great Britain purportedly covering PNG is believed to be unenforceable).
O’Steal already has two penthouses in Sydney, reportedly worth $12 million apiece, and a luxury property on the Gold Coast where his two daughters live.