And they all live corruptly ever after...
There once ruled a grand old chief, who ruled with a hand that was stiff. One day he fell quite sick, think becoz of being such a dick. He sought treatment the world over, where in Singapore he fell in a coma. His stupid ass dim witted son, announced his father's days of rule were now over and done. Now with that his father suddenly awoke, and when told of the news he nearly had a stroke. He called for his son and this is what he spoke. Arthur you pakin kan!! Who said my days were done?! When we return to PNG! You'll pay back the people’s money you owe me! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Peter O-Neil was in charge of the bench. With his crazy side kick Beldem Namah, they were a bit like dumb and dumber. Whilst the so called retired, grand old chief, returned home confused, in utter disbelief. We won't mention other words, he spoke to Arthur, but they didn't make him any smarter. I'm going to the courts! said the grand old chief, O-Neil’s not experienced to be a great t